The First Koopa war

Okay so Bowsette Decided to send her Simp army to attack The Koopalings, So they Sent Kei Koopa to Kick butt. He ended up Taking them out, so he Said “Muda. That’s what you are” super scope bros and goombas fought against the simps. While the simps had a goal of pleasing their goddes bowsette, the koopas had the goal to fight for the family friendliness of Mario games. Airships and tanks firing away. Simps stabbing with knives. Who wins? Koopas, they win the battle